Ale-alejandro, Papa-paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone...Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
I hope that Jessica Biel someday has a son, and names him "Batmo".
The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
I'm fine with the Heritage for the Blind asking for donations, but I really have to question why they would ask people to donate cars to them.
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
Cyberbilly
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.