Does anyone else find it ironics that the main official sponsors of the 2012 Olympics are McDonalds and Coca Cola?
Cyberbilly
Honey Boo Boo is supposedly filming a Halloween special. Thing is, how will you know it when you see it?
If two gay guys get married, do they go to the same bachelor party?
Women, if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man, just smile really big and ask him, "Notice anything different?"
This year, for Halloween, I'm going to dress as a character from Scooby Doo and run around taking people's masks off.
"Half a Dozen", because saying "six" was just too difficult.
Returning to work after a happy vacation is a great way to remember how to hate people.