Most of the day I try to avoid clocks, because I can't look at them without calculating how much longer until I can leave.
I'm training my inner voice to sound like Morgan Freeman.
I got arrested today for feeding some homeless guys on the street, and to top it all off, the cops broke my potato gun.
The reason it's called Mother Nature is because if it were Father Nature the weather would be a lot more predictable.
A relationship without trust is like a phone with no service. What do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
If guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean toasters dont toast toast toast toasts toast?
Dave Asten
95% of all Fords sold in the last 20 years are still on the road today. The other 5% actually made it home.