Cyberbilly
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don't mind it at all.
I’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more. I don’t even know where sandwiches live...
I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Wishing your pet could talk is fun until you realize all the things you've done in front of it.
If the tooth fairy isn't real, what the hell did my mom do with all my teeth?
The Internet. All of the piracy, none of the scurvy.
Whatever you do, always give 100%... unless you're donating blood