Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?
I think it would be fun to work in a restaurant on Valentine's Day. I'd hide fake diamond rings in all the girls' glasses and then just watch all the men's expressions.
Dear Snookie: So, you're bright orange and love lasagna? Really original... Sincerely, Garfield
Starbucks at 8am closely resembles the waiting room at a methadone clinic.
Cyberbilly
Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn't even apply for a job.