Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!", he in fact did.
Having survived 3 apocalypses, I’m going into this one with a pretty positive attitude.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
We're very sorry Mr. Bond, but it appears you have 213 sexually transmitted diseases, 18 of which are normally only found in sharks. We highly recommend you contact every woman you have been with in the last year.
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
Bored? Send "I hid the body. What's next boss" to a random number.
Dear random person I waved at that looks like someone I know, Just humor me, please. Sincerely, this is freaking embarrassing.