Tony Benages
I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding
Its funny how head and shoulders becomes head, shoulders, knees and toes, when I run out of body wash.
I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process.
Logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you're not hungry.
If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?
I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and been like "Hey, that's my stuff!"
Jon
Farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice.