Jake
Dora is multilingual at age four. You'd think she could find the f'ing tree herself
What kind of sick and cruel method do they use to assure that Baby Shampoo is safe for a baby's eyes?
What color is a mirror?
Uranus is a gas planet.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
For a Kid, the “Walk of Shame” is when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says “No”.
I wish paper was water proof, that way i could do my homework in the shower, 'cause that's where i do all my intense thinking.