I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby.
Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :(
Totally hoping the Mayans pull through on this 2012 calendar thing so I don't have to have to explain tampons to my 3 daughters.
I was way off. Turns out the movie Aliens vs Predator isn't about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester.
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20. Guess who got their homework done.
What doesn't kill you makes you smaller. -Mario
If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers being A... just to freak kids out.