Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
Wish me luck. I'm about to tell this highway it's adopted.
Michael Mendoza
It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
If a vampire is jewish do they still run from the cross or do u need a star of david???????
Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
I almost sharted in a long line at the grocery store tonight. The whole time I felt like I was about to mule heroine through airport security.