Every vagina needs a 'clear history' app
Do the Chinese realize that when they visit America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?
I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots. People get out of my way a lot faster now.
He's 19 and you're 13. That's not dating hun, that's babysitting.
When I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane over the ocean wearing a superman costume.
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace.
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