Austin Mulka
No matter how big or bad you are, when a two year hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
All Asians look the same. They look using their eyes, you racist jerk.
Cyberbilly
I don't have a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers - but I think 2 of them are cops.
Cyberbilly
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn't easy.
If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
I wish mosquitoes sucked fat and not blood.