IM A MOE LESTER
Make the little things count. Teach midgets math
I wanna steal a doughnut truck and go on a high speed chase because I think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck on the news.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire.
Free watermelon when you apply for a walmart credit card... I have no words
Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back.
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician