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You can drown in two inches of water. I’m not reciting facts, I’m making suggestions.
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A word to the wise Isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong...
I always say, your laundry is never completely done, unless you do it in the nude. (Which probably explains the strange looks at the laundrymat this afternoon.)
If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.
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