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#17819
Xyuppi
I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
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#17821
Kristian Alekov
Egg prices are so crazy right now, I ordered an omelette for brunch and 7 girls brought it out with a sparkler.
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#17824
You make me a better person of interest.
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#17834
Florida
Walmart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security.
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#17840
Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
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#17849
Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.
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