Funny Statuses

I accepted a job in mirror sales. It's a job I could always see myself doing.

Gas prices are getting so high even Tom Brady had to go back to work.

There was a brief time in the 1990s that you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard.

I read that low crab meals might help with my dyslexia.

Mansplaining is a correctile dysfunction.

I wonder what the part of my brain, that used to store telephone numbers, is doing nowadays...

When I was younger I always wondered what the big attraction was to staying up all night. Then it dawned on me.