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Xyuppi
My grandma is 80% Irish. People call her Iris.
#17715
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Florida
Don't expect me to stop if you break down on the road. I'm sure that you were warned about your car's warranty expiring.
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Xyuppi
Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
Canned cranberry sauce is ribbed for your pleasure.
Going paperless at the office is causing problems in the bathrooms.
Avocados are must halves.
Calling them garage door openers is only half the story.
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