Xyuppi
Shout out to all the dads who got chores list cleverly disguised as Home Depot gift cards for Christmas
Xyuppi
I just called my bank and told them I want to find 11,780 more dollars in my account by tomorrow and that they counted wrong.
Kristian Alekov
It’s going to be a lot harder to overthrow the US Government on Pinterest.
I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.
Xyuppi
The ship stuck in the Suez Canal is blocking so much important stuff they've decided to rename it the USS Mitch McConnell.
Starting to make bread early for Easter... apparently it takes three days to rise
Passover ~ That time of the year when the Savior rises and the bread doesn't.