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#17585
Xyuppi
Remember Darth Vader took his mask off once and die within minutes.
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#17588
Florida
You can't expect a President who slept with porn stars to care about infectious diseases.
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6
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#17590
Florida
Always give 100% unless you are giving blood.
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20
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#17595
Florida
Saw a clown this morning. He greeted me with a good morning. That was a nice jester
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#17598
Florida
Do I really need a hypnotist? I'm open to suggestions.
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#17599
Florida
Why is the sea so strong? It has a lot of mussels
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#17603
Kristian Alekov
If I were a train engineer I would be constantly worried about fights breaking on top of my train.
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