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Xyuppi
For the average American the best way to tell if you have Covid-19 is to couch in a rich person’s face and wait for their test result.
We are about two weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
My prediction of the “hot jobs” in about a year. Obstetricians, divorce lawyers and fitness trainers
Ever wonder how many news reporters, reporting from home, aren't wearing pants?
#17564
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Florida
I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.
Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.
Let’s change the Redskins name to DC Marvels!
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