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I got a Roomba for Christmas. It seriously picks up a lot of dirt. For example it found out my neighbors wife has been having an affair for 3 years and also my other neighbor is behind on her mortgage by 3 months
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I can't wait till New Year's Day 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
Pancakes: Because NO, you cannot have cake for breakfast, but you can have fried cake for breakfast.
Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup.
If you don’t get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?
The name Pinball would also be a perfect name for Bowling.
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