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#17449
Cinnamon is just sawdust with good PR.
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#17455
Xyuppi
I got a Roomba for Christmas. It seriously picks up a lot of dirt. For example it found out my neighbors wife has been having an affair for 3 years and also my other neighbor is behind on her mortgage by 3 months
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#17458
Florida
I can't wait till New Year's Day 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
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#17460
Pancakes: Because NO, you cannot have cake for breakfast, but you can have fried cake for breakfast.
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#17463
Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup.
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#17466
If you don’t get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?
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#17473
The name Pinball would also be a perfect name for Bowling.
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