I tried creating a Solipsism club. Unfortunately, we were never able to pass any rules because we couldn't be sure any motion had more than one vote.
Last month we labatomized some pumpkins. Y'all ready to shove some bread up a turkeys butt?
Tables are made so we don’t eat on the floor. Tablecloths were made so we don’t eat on the table. Place mats were made so we don’t eat off of the tablecloth. Plates were made so we don’t eat off the place mats.
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Is coral the dumbest animal or the smartest rock?
If your ever wondering if a tree is of the Dogwood variety you could tell by its bark.
I hate how celebrities always die in 3 like Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison and sometimes literally on the same day like Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper and now Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird and Caroll Spinney.
Is it to early to break my new year's resolution or should I wait until after Christmas?