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"Family owned and operated" makes a monarchy sound a lot friendlier.
“She has good child-birthing hips” is just the 1800s way of saying “Dayum, she's thicc!”
Kids in middle school showing off their double jointed appendages is the original weird flex
Ravioli are just meat gushers.
No one would ever know if a tree chirped like a bird.
Recoil is just when the bullet shoots the gun at you.
One brick is good for attacking, but a lot of bricks are good for defending.
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