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A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying.
Talent shows like Britain's got talent become much more disturbing when you realize that it's just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment.
Your belly button is just a mouth that you don't use anymore.
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Do you think Jesus would have found the acronym "YOLO" a bit offensive?
They're remaking Pet Sematary, A horror classic about resurrecting things that should stay dead...
The word "Supernatural" is the opposite to the phrase "super natural"
Russians are training whales to be spies and I'm still trying to conquer training my kids to change the toilet paper roll.
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