Remember the episode when Aunt Becky and Uncle Jesse were involved in a pre-school admissions scandal? I guess life does imitate art.
Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
Most of being a dad is just remembering to say “hustle” instead of “hurry.”
I've been meaning to buy more post-it notes, but I can't think of a way to remind myself...
Scientists who want to discover faster than light travel should study cats when they hear the sound of a can opener.
The fact that dishwashers also clean themselves is rarely appreciated.
Xyuppi
Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?