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Xyuppi
Last night I saw a guy talking on a pay phone outside a liquor store with the bike he rode there, lying beside him. One does not have to be CSI to figure out that this is man who has made some bad decisions in his life.
#17215
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Xyuppi
Will I understand Error 404 if I haven’t seen the first 403 errors?
Showers are just big sinks, and we're the dishes.
Solar power is just nuclear power from a safe distance.
Round pizzas get delivered in square boxes and then eaten in triangles
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Xyuppi
If you lawyer has a cowboy hat or a pony tail, you're going to jail.
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ZYuppi
Ironically, abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.
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