ZYuppi
Dear friends older than 37: You don't have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free.
Always remember to the change the oil in your time machine once every 6 months or 3,000 years.
Xyuppi
I'm holding cheerleader try outs for my "Fantasy football team". Full outfits are encourage but not necessary.
Xyuppi
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!
The organ section of the black market does not have instruments.
Jon
Hey, anybody have a charger? My milk is at 2%.
ZYuppi
Is it too much to hope that my good cholesterol will be a positive influence on my bad cholesterol?