If Miller High Life is the "Champagne of Beers", I wonder what sparkling wine is the "Beer of Champagnes”.
The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
It's not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we're the survivors.
Spiderman's Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
Xyuppi
Since 4th of July falls on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? the weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
Deaf people don't have safe words, they use stop signs.
My blind neighbor sure does take his dog on a lot of walks...