Why do ballerinas always stand in their toes? Why don't they get taller dancers?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the more important question is, how did they get in there in the first place?
Who is this "Moderation" they keep telling me to drink with?
Don't look at the eclipse through a colander. You'll strain your eyes.
A solar eclipse is the cosmic equivalent of the bouncing DVD logo going perfectly into a corner.
90% of adulthood is just deleting emails.
What number SPF blocks people?