Florida
Receptionist: "The doctor will see you now." Invisible Man: "Finally, a cure!"
My Therapist told me not to drink while I'm on my Meds but little does she know...I've been off my Meds for almost a week now!
Xyuppi
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
Wake up and smell the Covfefe!
I really have to stop using this little microphone on my phone that types whatever you say as it keeps making mistakes punctuation point
Xyuppi
In case of fire, do not use the elevator. Use water...
What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want it? NNNEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWW!