I Don't Have a Bad Handwriting. I have my own Font.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
"Party like a rockstar" isn't acceptable anymore. U party like Charlie Sheen, or u dont party at all.
Dave Asten
Ten years from now, one of the hardest challenges our kids will face will be finding a username that's still available.
I used to think air was free. Then I bought a bag of potato chips...
I bet blind people don't skydive because it would scare the shit out of their dog.
My horoscope today suggests being charming to everyone I see. I'm not going out today so I guess my cats are about to get weirded out.