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#16459
Xyuppi
I really would like to take you to the movies. I will drop you off at 8 and pick you up at 10.
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#16461
If I bought my balloon a 5 years ago for $1, how much could I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
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#16467
Wine is just grapes for procrastinators.
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#16471
Is it odd to anyone else that a telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound?
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#16474
Florida
I'd like to go to Holland someday wooden shoe?
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#16481
Xyuppi
If I ever become a brain-dead and I'm just laying in a hospital bed all day, the least you can do is put me into funny poses.
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#16491
I thought celebrity deaths in 2016 wouldn’t shock me anymore… then WHAM!!…
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