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Xyuppi
I really would like to take you to the movies. I will drop you off at 8 and pick you up at 10.
If I bought my balloon a 5 years ago for $1, how much could I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
Wine is just grapes for procrastinators.
Is it odd to anyone else that a telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound?
#16474
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Florida
I'd like to go to Holland someday wooden shoe?
#16481
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Xyuppi
If I ever become a brain-dead and I'm just laying in a hospital bed all day, the least you can do is put me into funny poses.
I thought celebrity deaths in 2016 wouldn’t shock me anymore… then WHAM!!…
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