I was disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid.
What happened to all the Sour Patch parents?
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it's always collecting dust.
Xyuppi
Jared began and ended his Subway career trying to get into smaller and smaller pants.
Xyuppi
Don't listen to Billy Joel's piano man. It turns out that making love to your Tonic & Gin will get you thrown out of the bar.
Xyuppi
My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.