Xyuppi
Oh, Schwarzenegger, you dog, you. You were a "Running Man" from your "True Lies" and your "Predator" ways will have you spending your "End of Days" with "Junior". Good thing it wasn't "Twins"......Your first mistake was going "Commando"
Xyuppi
Meat eaters and Vegetarians both love animals. They just love them in different ways.
Xyuppi
Nobody wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday, which isn't surprising really, since it wasn't my birthday
What if the only reason you can't pass through a mirror is because you are blocking yourself?
Xyuppi
The best part of being a watch maker is that you get to make your own hours.
Xyuppi
Do you guys dance in the shower too? This morning I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)
A pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises.