Seeking one night stand. I might need two though, I do have a lot of books.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Your way just happens to be in the dark...
Cris
My roommate complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s jealous. If a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.
Michael Mendoza
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with alcohol than Kay.
A Sharpie sees more bathroom walls and sleeping people's faces than it does paper.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? I don't know how you manage to breathe through that thing.