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Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo
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There is a gym called Anytime Fitness. I choose 2030.
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Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
Some guy is so intent on spoiling Game of Thrones that he actually wrote a series of novels just to tell you what was gonna happen!
Happy random drug test at work Day!
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
"Lord I have two of every animal on the ark..." *slaps mosquito on neck* "I have two of ALMOST every animal on the ark..."
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