Why isn’t a restaurant that serves soup called a "brothel?"
You can see my left over Scrabble tiles IDGAF.
Novell
Lebron better than Jordan? Phsshh, we can talk when Lebron saves the Looney Toons from an Alien Race.
Novell
If you can’t say something nice about someone, you probably work at the same place I do.
Robert Zunick
I’m 100% done with today and already about 72% done with tomorrow.
Robert Zunick
Apple’s iPhone is the reason I didn’t feel the need to carry around a watch anymore. Now they want me to buy a watch.
Novell
I'm not saying I'm old but all my candy dishes are filled with Tums