Novell
If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision
Multitasking? I’m not even good at unitasking.
Why would saying "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" loudly make you sound precocious?
Novell
For Valentine's Day pizza is getting me an extra ten pounds. Can't wait
The best nicknames are the ones you don’t even know you have.
Novell
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.