Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote...
I have trust issues because I know some of you are still "it" from unfinished tag games.
Don't try this at home. If you're homeless, go for it!
Hey guys! I live in a soundproof house with no doors or windows and I'd just like to thank all 900 of you for your status updates telling me there's a storm outside because I wouldn't have known otherwise and I like to keep in touch with the world. Thank you very much!
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
Cyberbilly
Try saying: "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" without sounding like a drunken Irish man swearing.
Just bought my first pack of toilet paper. Well that's $10 down the toilet...