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I hate public speaking. People should just keep their mouths shut.
So I see that the former head of the CIA is defending an enhanced interrogation technique known as “rectal rehydration”. Should we really have a problem with this? After all, these are Enema Combatants we’re dealing with...
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Got to work today, right at the crack of Dawn. Sure wish that lady would wear a belt.
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
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I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an “I Heart Murder” t-shirt before I’d pick up a call from a blocked number.
I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
Take the high road. There's less traffic.
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