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Well at least the funeral home won't have to invest a lot of money to preserve Joan Rivers. All the plastic surgery was preparation enough...
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Denise
Morning has broken. Let's let it go back to bed and sleep it off until it feels better.
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?
Old video games couldn't be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
God made us friends because he knew no mother could handle us as sisters.
There's a restaurant in my neighborhood called China Buffet 2. If I haven't eaten at the first one, will the food there make sense to me?
"If by "cat person" you mean I sleep a lot and will lose my temper with you without provocation, then yes, I'm a cat person."
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