Amigo
The older I get, the more badly I realize I need adult supervision.
Me: "We decided we don't really want to have kids." Her: "Don't you already have 2?" Me: "Yeah..."
I have purchased thousands of bobby pins in my lifetime. I currently have about 2.
Timbob D.
I wonder how they sold physicians on the first prostate exams
Ever have a plan for the day, then 4pm rolls around and you've achieved literally nothing?
The word "Lovers" bums me out unless it's between the words "Meat" and "Pizza".
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.