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Typed in "Tim Howard" in Google, waiting for the search results. He blocked those too!
Amigo
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. … After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, “You fellas ought to know your limits.
Amigo
When my kid loses a tooth, I’m telling him the tooth fairy charges a $5 disposal fee.
Amigo
How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
Amigo
Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you’ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief.
Amigo
When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them
Amigo
If the voices in my head had a British accent I would listen to them more often.