The roof is not my child, but I will raise it...
I'm not gay, but I know lots about not having sex with women.
Can we just stop with the pre-sliced cheese? Is anyone so busy that they don’t have time to cut the cheese?
Robert Zunick
Earth first...We will mine the other planets later.
I've got to remember to tie a string around my finger!
Amigo
If only the world would look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?