Benjamin Uke
A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks. It was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register.
Does the Lego movie come with a disclaimer "Some assembly required"?
Can a deaf person sign "music to my ears?"
The ¿ was going to be used to denote irony or sarcasm. Let’s make it happen! This will be easy¿
I just discovered my cootie shot was actually a placebo. Feeling like Typhoid Mary now...
Robert Zunick
There is one perk from my job that I hate. I get paid weakly!
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?