Cyberbilly
Never drink with the blacksmith's wife. You might get hammered.
I went from a size 36 waist to a size 27! The diet was called "The Grunge Era Ended."
My butt must fall asleep a lot because it is always snoring.
I’ve never seen my baby floss. GROSS! No wonder he only has two teeth.
Compromise - An agreement whereby both parties received what neither of them wanted.
Cris
I'm not saying Burger King is slow, but I ordered the Angry Whopper & by the time I got it we were on speaking terms again.
Tyler Johnson
Aaron Hernandez. This guy's going in as a tight end and coming out a wide receiver.