Vivek Vinodh
If I was Voldemort, one of my horcruxes would be an artificial heart inside a sick child. Your move Harry.
I love using my GPS, problem is I can't find it.
Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
Reading that California now has the Powerball. I'm confused. Hasn't Lance Armstrong lived here for years?
Cyberbilly
I tried making some rabbit stew one weekend, but the kids complained that there was a hare in it.
Cyberbilly
A blind Indian girl wanted me to touch her clothes to see how soft they were. I felt sari for her.
Cyberbilly
Why to vegans eat things like tofu burgers? "Oh, I'm morally opposed to meat but I like to pretend that I'm not."