If I put as much effort into my job as I do picking teams for my NCAA bracket, I would be a millionaire.
My homeless boyfriend asked me to move out with him.
Remind me never to go swimming with Phil Collins.
I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
OK, I'm not an advertising specialist but seriously McDonald's, what the hell were you thinking?!? Somebody asked me the other day if I'd tried a McDonald's McWrap. I said "Why would I eat something called McCrap?!?"
Cris
So far the only thing I've attracted with these edible undies is ants.
I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person.