Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
We have so much in common! You want to travel and I want you to go.
Cyberbilly
I failed my driver's test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Text and check Facebook."
Cyberbilly
Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
Balloons are so weird. "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."