I love how Vine lets me record 6-second videos. It’s perfect for making sex tapes.
Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
The gay marriage debate is a NIMBY (Not in my Backyard) issue ... both figuratively and literally.
My gambling addiction sponsor says he's going to stay with me through the whole program. I have the over/under at 9 weeks.
Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. Nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?
You can't call it a credit score if I can't win.
Cyberbilly
That guy is so stupid he can't can't count his balls twice and come up with the same number.